Nacho’s Final Nook
May 5, 2009
To help you celebrate the end of all your finals and graduation and whatnot I’m hooking you up.
Is this the funniest anti-drug commercial ever?
I know this commercial is over a year old, but I saw a re-run of it the other night and it still holds its own. First of all, is the economic crisis so bad that drug dealers have reverted back from using beepers to using payphones? If I was a kid in middle school looking to score smack to look cool in front of my friends this commercial not only flat out tells me that I can get shit out of my parent’s medicine cabinet, but it also tells me that if I can’t get the damn child-safe cap off all I have to do is find the only remaining payphone within a 50 mile radius to find my friendly neighborhood dope man. Obviously the pièce de résistance of this spot is the “…wish I did” at the end.
Swine Flu
From what I understand a bird with bird flu bit a pig and then a Mexican human (with Mexican human flu) had sex with said pig to make a super virus. Pig flu is here and it’s coming for you.