The Underground Charge

I’m starting to heat up the job search, and I think I discovered what I want to do with my life. Only problem is I can’t find a listing for “sitting on a bench all night telling 17,000 people ’shhhh’ after someone else accomplishes something @ $711,517/ per year”. I’ve tried searching “Aaron Gray”, “Aaron Gray Douchebag”, and “Aaron Gay Loves Al Qaeda” all over the internet, and still nothing. If anyone knows something I don’t, give me a call.